(feat. Al-Shid)



Oh no

God, I can't go to jail

No!



[J-Zone]

Drive in my Reeboks, steppin up Main Street boppin

Like a broken leg puppet, lookin rugged window shoppin

And I'm starvin, thinkin 'bout a bag of roasted peanuts

Rudly interrupted by fly grills and c-cups

Ass more abundant than suckers at open mic nights

Gettin tight like watchin a x-rated dyke fight

Oh shit - (dong) - went my cock

I'm harder than findin my first album

There she go: "Hey you, yeah you, baby stop it

I need your ID so I can stare, run your pockets"

I should have got it, she's amused by my humor though

"My name is Zone, if you wanna bone, call the studio"

She grabbed her hips, what's up yo, I'm 23, middle class

I got a whip, it's busted though, can I still get the ass?

Weeks later, watchin _Love and Basketball_

Scopin out the hips, starin at the ass and all

Warmin up the mood, out for brain in the mezzanine

This chick talkin 'bout (I can't wait till I'm 17)

Yo, I'm chokin like Ewing at the foul line on my snow cap

She young as shit, should I hit it?

Man fuck it, I'm horny (you dirty old man)

Yo, she's even new to bleedin, my concious tried to warn me

I got a young nympho, so life is straight

"Yo, I bet you in a year you makin licence plates"

But she could pass for 24 so I'm on it with a stroke

But I'm tortured by visions of me droppin the soap



She's too young

(Don't do it, don't screw!)

She's too young

(But she look 22)

She's too young)

(Craddle-robbin for some wet balls

A stupid muthafucka, now you sittin in a messhall)



(You punk

She's only 16

I told you before to stay away from her

You oughta put him under the jail)



[Al-Shid]

Nonchalant, in a 2000 Galant

Playin shotgun, I seen this hot hon outside of Stop One

Hollered at her, no response

"Yo what's up love, let me guess, you don't fuck scrubs"

She had to stop and laugh

Hypnotized by the ass I had to drop the glass

Called her over, grabbed her palm and told her

"I'm tryin to get your right and left leg segregated

You know baby ( ? ) style, separated"

Her gestures made it possible

She slowly moaned suckin a popsicle

Hopped in a ride, my nigga drove me home

We on the couch watchin Comic View, I sit in a slouch

Her hands on her abdominal, my dick in her mouth

All I really want is head, then I'm kickin her out

Right there, keep goin, she acknowledged by Deep Throat

A brief choke, then back to the head wop

My vein flex, I grab the head, my leg locked

Now you know what came next (What?) Preferrably me

She swallowed and all, let her tongue fondle the ball

She said she had to use the phone to give her mama a call

I'm like no prob

That's the least I could do to compensate a blowjob



(Hey mom, uhm, it's me

I'm out with Daniel

We went on to the movies

I should be getting in about 1:30

So when you get in, don't lock the door, okay?

Talk to you later, love you, bye)



You'se a grown-ass girl, mama got you on lock?

Can't be out your crib past 12 past clock?

Part of the game is that?

"I'm only 16" was what she relayed to that

(Oh shit!) My life faded to black

Picturin cell mates, my jaw fell straight

This bitch is jail bait, a high bail rate

My conscience said (Sail straight, listen to reason)

But this bitch grabbed my dick again, lickin and squeezin

Grippin and breathin, heavy like she runnin a race

So the emotions goin numb in my face

Slow the pace, resume to givin me head

( ? ) relaxin me patient

Fuck it, she 'bout to have me goin out like Anthony Mason

Shit, I know what I'm facin if I get caught with my cock in this

But I keep it monogamous, look, I ain't stoppin shit



[Cop 1]

Alright Bubba, I think this is the house right here

[Cop 2]

Yeah, that's where this nigger lives, let's get him

[Cop 1]

Yeah, you J-Zone?

[J-Zone]

Yeah, I'm J-Zone, what's up, what you need?

[Cop 1]

Okay buddy, I want you to come down to the station

You're under arrest

[J-Zone]

What for, what did I do?

[Cop 1]

Anything you say or do...

[J-Zone]

What did I do?

[Cop 1]

No, no, no

No you're under arrest

[Cop 2]

You want me to Rodney King him?

[J-Zone]

What are you takin me in for?

[Cop 1]

No, no, no

[J-Zone]

Yo, what's the charges?

[Cop 1]

Sleeping with a underaged girl is the crime

That's right, that's right

[J-Zone]

Underaged? But that girl was like 24

What the fuck you talkin about?

Come on man

Damn!

Ain't that a bitch

Fuck a jail bait



[J-Zone]

Yeah, to all my fellas

I don't care if she has a ass big as Jennifer Lopez

Titties like Dolly Parton and walks with a caine

Ask for a birth certificate, goddammit



(You're old enough to know how and young enough to learn new tricks)