(feat. Huggy Bear)



[J-Zone]

hahah

another day

another fucked up situation

how did I get myself up in this shit

oh my name?

shit, let me tell you a story hold up



[J-Zone]

My name is Dan Quayle but on the low that's the alias

You see I'm on the run cause I could go to jail for this

crime I committed not worthy of forgiveness

In a snaffoo dealin with this young missuss

Met her at a party both a hundred proof plastered

Easy to game, I tapped it

Even when we came back sober

Every other week I stopped over but I went out like a rover

Cause I never pulled the sheet over my meat

Raw dog like a sushi dish word to the crucifix

Pullin out quick in the mix ain't save me

Phone call 2am "I'm havin your baby"

"enough to make a nigga go craazy"

She trapped me

As for college ain't no help from Pataki

cause with a kid I ain't makin no deposits

And the mr __?__ hangin from the closet

Nah those keep the wrinkles out the shirt that she gave me

No abortion? fuck that I'm goin for the baby

"man you goin to hell"

with a gasoline bomber

Laugh at everytime in my life I seen drama

And I hear my kid call my name daily "daddy"

Now I'm on the run from the law cause if they bag me

Her pops is big time in the prison

"phone check fool"

Her brother is a ex marine sleepin with a tek machine

Thinkin with the cock missile had to go and risk it

Now I got a family after me with biscuits

and dyin of my conscious god damn it's the worst

Just a matter of time so my mother bought a hearst

I'm in the middle of some shit, Damn



"a very difficult situation"



"you done fucked up you know that don't you? you know what I'm sayin"

"I said, I, no. I, I thought"

"I'm sayin that you done fucked up now you know that don't you? hehe"

"ah uh..yeah.. I"

"you know you done fucked up don't you"

"I"

"you know it don't you hehe. you know you done fucked up?"



"I'm through"

"tell me what the fuck I'm supposed to do"



[J-Zone]

Give up on life, break north and sniff glue

Just don't know



[Huggy Bear]

I woke up bright & early just to see my PO

He took my pee from me asked me am I working? said no

Said I had 1 week to find employment or he'll violate me

Convict of a felony with a criminal justice degree that's my irony

By the 7th interview of the week I'm feeling bleak

Beggin just to shovel shit in heaps

but when you check yes on the application to the felon question

got a better chance of finding work in Nicaragua during a depression

Hopped on a bus cause my license is suspended

Missed my next interview, the bus got rear ended

This bitch started givin birth

Told her count to 10 in reverse, I watch ER

that shit didn't work

I'm at the employment agency with the vagrants

lookin for some fucking type of vacancy

Step up to the desk the clerk says "let me see, do you have skills?

Do you know word perfect? do you know Lotus?"

um... no ma'am but I know Otis

Dismissed quick, my situation's lookin hopeless

Tried out at ChipNDale's as a stripper

they told me "Drink some Creatine and come back next year thicker"

Now if I don't find work they will send me up the river

Can't even landscape it's the dead of winter

Even got this by pack marked in the Foodmart

Huggy Bear can't even get work as a random shopping cart

7 days and nights slavin, skippin to probation

The PO asked me what is my vocation?

Pulled out a cassette tape and smacked him in the face with it

I'm employed by the Craft Connection and fuck you

Called up Adub for copies of my check stubs

By the way this ridiculous probation shit is through