Between here and Trondheim, beyond the gates of Hell
At least so I've been told, Blackmetal Panda's dwell
Inverted crosses are their favourite toys
And they make a fuckin' lot of noise!

They stroll through winterlands whining about their 'flu.
I said purgatory should warm them up.
Somehow they never get amused
Burning churches gives them great P.R.
Just leave these fools for what they are!
Most Evil Kreeps

Howling in the depth of night, You'd better go back to bed
Take away your corpsepaint and read some Nietzsche instead
Your horrid language merely makes me frown.
Please take away these dumb Norwegian clowns!
Most Evil Kreeps