Ivor Biggun
Ivor Biggun - The Filthy Limerick Mambo songtekst
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Mary had a little lamb She tied it to a pylon Ten thousand volts Shot up it's a*se And turned it's wool to nylon Little Jack Horner sat in the corner Caressing his c*ck and his balls Along came his mum And shouted "By gum You'd better wipe that off the walls" Simple Simon met a pie-man Going to the fair Said simple Simon to the pie-man "What have you got there?" Said the pie-man to simple Simon "Pies, c*nt!" There was a young man from Nantucket Took a pig in a thicket to f*ck it Said the pig with a sneer "Get away from my rear Come around to the front and I'll suck it" The gong it was sounded for breakfast By the butler so portly and stout And Ma heaved in sight With a pot full of sh*te And dad with his knob hanging out "You're behaving quite nicely" said mother Though seldom it's my way to boast" "Manners be b*ggered" said father And he tossed himself off in the toast And then Peter he p*ssed in the pepper And Spencer he sp*nked in the spoon And mother let start Such a hell of a f*rt That father could scarce keep the tune And then Sean shook the sausage up Suzie And laughed loud and long at the joke And right after that Grandad shat in his hat So the baby could play with the smoke There was a young fellow from Wales Who lived on a diet of snails And when he couldn't get these He lived on the cheese That he scratched from his knob with his nails There was an old whore from Silesia Whose quim had grown sweatier and grea-zier So now you must cum Up her stinky old b*m But be careful the tapeworm don't seize-ya