Ivor Biggun
Ivor Biggun - I'm Looking Over A Four-leaf Clover songtekst
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I'm looking over my dead dog Rover That I hit with a power mower One leg is missing the other is gone One leg is scattered all over the lawn No use complaining, the one leg remaining Is spinning on the car-port floor That's why I'm looking over My dead dog Rover That I hit with a power mower I'm squirting over my girl's pullover That she left on the bedroom floor I got excited and when I withdrew I hit the curtains and bedside lamp too In my elation my ej*culation Went and filled up the dressing table drawer That's why I'm squirting over my girl's pullover She left on the bedroom floor Well I got run over by a white Landrover That was driven by an officer of the law She was a Sergeant from Paddington nick She seemed quite friendly so I showed her my dick Unable to function I used her truncheon And soon she was yelling out for more So I got my leg over in a white Landrover That was driven by an officer of the law Now she's my baby... Driven by an officer of the law I don't mean maybe... Driven by an officer of the law Then there is another un-recorded verse discovered in the Biggun archives that was popular during live performances at the time when it had a certain relevance and referred to a current children's TV programme... Gordon the gopher he w*nked on the sofa One mornin' on kids channel 4 He f*cked Gaby Roslin He F*cked Zig and Zag And Nobby the sheep had a vigorous sh*g He stuffed up the stoppers Of several teeny boppers He was up it with a puppet on the floor Then he got his leg over Martina Navratilova Which no-one had managed before