[BOTH:] In us you see a couple of song and dance men
 [BING:] I'm the song
 [FRED:] I'm the dance

 [BOTH:] For laughter, joy and happiness, we're advance men
 [BING:] With a song
 [FRED:] And a dance

 [BING:] I sing for my supper
 [FRED:] I dance for my lunch
 [BING:] I croon when the landlord comes around

 [BOTH:] For miles around the women and children pass out cold
 [BING:] When my voice hits the air
 [FRED:] And my feet hit the ground

 [BING:] Last night
 [FRED:] Out in the moonlight
 [BING:] I came to serenade
 [FRED:] A very pretty maid
 [BING:] I sang her to sleep with "Asleep in the Deep"
 [FRED:] That always makes them collapse
 [BING:] I saw her eyes close, then she started to doze
 [FRED:] But she arose when I sounded taps

 [BOTH:]
 Which goes to show what women will do when we're around
 [BING:] And my voice hits the air
 [FRED:] And my feet hit the ground