Everybody! Cirno's math class is about to begin!
To become a genius like me, do your best!

A sparkling diamond, like a shining star
Glory, my preferred school, I'll get in somehow
Genius, prodigy, aim for the top, GO GO!!

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Wait, no, I'm not an idiot!
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The one saying idiot is the idiot!
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What, how annoying! You idiot!
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A bus left the Scarlet Devil Mansion; three people boarded at the start
At Hakugyokurou, one left and half a person boarded
At Yakumo-san's house, two people left; so how many passengers in total?
The answer is, the answer is, zero people, zero people
That's because, that's because,
There are no buses in Gensokyo!

There's not any climax, point, or meaning.
Everything will be OK as long as the character settings are fine 'n good
With energy, everything is 1, 2, 9!

The clock's hands are whirling, my head is spinning round
Because there are only two round eyeballs,
There are three needles, it's as clear as mud

Problem after problem comes out; Still, still, the lesson continues
In the frozen-aired room
Without considering the temperature or time
Take it easy!

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I told you I'm not an idiot, didn't I?
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Give it a rest or I'll freeze you!
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Then you can shatter into little pieces!
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At Reimu's home, someone broke a million-yen vase
Eientei's Eirin came to reimburse her
The prankster Tewi feigns ignorance; what is the final amount of compensation?
The answer is, the answer is, zero yen, zero yen,
That's because, that's because
There's no way that vase exists

The truth of the world is beyond the realm of common sense
Aiming for the secret digit, 1, 2, 9!

Laughing foolishly, laughing loud
Inaba, annoying rabbit, though she's loveless
Brings in immature newcomers handily, handily, handily

They watch it 1000000 times, what ignorant fools!
What is this about?! I may as well say
Good job, server management!

I got it! Because I'm such a genius,
You're jealous, aren't you?
You're really just too much~
Since you really want me to, I'll teach you
A little of the secret to my genius, okay?

Every, every, every, every,
Every, every wisdom
Even if you gather, gather, gather, gather it
My, my, my, my,
My, my strong
Head, head, head, head can't be matched by you

Every, every, every, every,
Every, every wisdom
Even if you gather, gather, gather, gather it
My, my, my, my,
My, my strong
Head, head, head, head can't be matched by you

Breakfast, breakfast, breakfast, breakfast,
Breakfast, breakfast, after that I
Twist, twist, twist, twist,twist, twist a baby's hand
I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm,
I'm, I'm flawless
What is called, what is called, what is called, what is called perfect

One-hundred billion trillion thousand good!

There's not any climax, point, or meaning.
Everything will be OK as long as the character settings are fine 'n good
With energy, everything is 1, 2, 9

The clock's hands are whirling, my head is spinning round
Because there are only two round eyeballs,
There are three needles, it's as clear as mud

Problem after problem comes out; Still, still, the lesson continues
In the frozen-aired room
Without considering the temperature or time
Take it easy!

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IDIOT IDIOT!
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IDIOT IDIOT!
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Fine, call me an idiot! I don't care anymore!
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