It's DTTV

I got no beer in me

I start to D.T.

This show is so cheesy

I'm feelin so bad

This program's makin me mad

I wish that I had

A beer - that would make me glad

It's DTTV here at noon

I'm gonna hurl if I don't get beer soon

It's DTTV here at noon

I really hope that Lisa finds true love soon

I'm D.T.in on alcohol

But I can't leave my TV set at all - I'll go into withdrawal

This is my favorite soap

I'll tell ya the general scope:

Johny's got a drinkin problem

Doesn't know just how to solve em

But all he need to do

Is make a beer run or two

I guess it ain't that eaasy

I guess I'll sit and DT

It's Detox TV here at noon

I'm gonna hurl if I don't get beer soon

It's DTTVhere at noon

I'm shakin worse than an epileptic in a monsoon