My girlfriend has a job down at the local cafe
Serving hotcakes 'n coffee 'n fried eggs every day
Some people are cool but some are rude
They do nothing but complain
Then my baby comes home and she drives me insane
My girlfriend is a waitress
My girlfriend is a waitress
Treat her right
My girlfriend is a waitress
My girlfriend is a waitress
I love her and I'm gonna pick her up from work tonight
The money that she makes doesn't go too far
She's got to split it up with the guy behind the bar
The regulars get on her nerves
They treat her like a slave
The kitchen's always yellin' at her baby come and get 
this plate
My girlfriend is a waitress
My girlfriend is a waitress
Treat her right
My girlfriend is a waitress
My girlfriend is a waitress
I love her and I'm gonna pick her up from work tonight
If I had a million dollars I tell you just what I'd do
I'd buy a '66 Fury in your favorite color baby blue
I'd tell your boss that you quit your job
I'd tell him where to go
And then we'd drive south honey and we'd head down to 
Mexico
My girlfriend is a waitress
My girlfriend is a waitress
Treat her right
My girlfriend is a waitress
My girlfriend is a waitress
I love her and I'm gonna pick her up from work tonight