I'm sittin' like a stone



On a solitary evening



Without my girl



Life has no meaning



She didn't say why



And she didn't say what for



she just said "I've been thinking it over"



And whatever,



Whatever



Whatever



She doesn't want to play 



And her voice just fades away



Whatever

The solution to love



I haven't found yet



Does God have curlers and a



Lairnet



Everything I say comes out



To be a no no



The feelings I had were the



Only promo



Whatever 



Whatever



Whatever



She doesn't want to play 



And her voice just fades away



Whatever 

Now I'm just one of the Joes



On the corner



I guess I ought to stay home



And watch the porno



I wanna get close



But no one



Will let me



I wish someone would react out



A and get me



Whatever 



Whatever



Whatever



She doesn't want to play 



And her voice just fades



She doesn't want to play 



And her face just fades 



She doesn't want to play 



And her touch just fades away 

Whatever 



Whatever 



Whatever