we' ve got funhouses,murder go rounds

house of horrors,and wax museums

tunnels of love,terror wheels

house of mirrors and killing fields



[Verse 1:Violent J]

aaah shit!

damn bitty bam

im violent j and i fucked your mom

and im leadin this spectacle in your town

we got magic and voodoo and wicked clownz

if people dont like these juggalo's

you can take these nuts and juggle those

if your scared to sleep 

with your parents under the covers

i'll hex all three of you muthafuckas

we got bitches with bearded faces

hunchback acrobatic mental cases

serial murderin phsychopatchic's

and little rednecks with hatchets,chop!!!

in detroit we don't love tha crypt

but that don't mean i won't bitch smack that lip

we got full blood people ?

welcome to the greatest show on earth



[Chorus:]

(everyone come see the greatest show)

invite everybody that you know

(come and be down with the clownz)

give it to me

the magical thug carnival's in town



[repeat]



[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope]

im shaggy the clown

and i dont give fucks

i push old ladies out infront of mac trucks

i picked your daughter up,never in need

dropped her off in the mornin smellin like weed

fuck chief simmons and his drunk ass clique

and every other rock band that stole my shit

we real juggalo's

with the dead we dance

and i'll kick your ass through your leather pants

i'ma wizard i sold wicked hex's

and made your nutsac bigger than texas

and as you cry how fragile it gets

i'll stomp it and throw bricks at that bitch

i'ma circus sideshow faygo fool

so fuck video shows and lalapalooza

your girl from a world five under the dirt

bring you the greatest show on earth,bitch!



[Chorus x2]



[Violent J:]

everybody come see the greatest show

gather up all juggalo's and roll

(c'mon)

everybody come see the greatest show

gather up all juggalo's and roll

(c'mon)

everybody come see the greatest show

gather up all juggalo's and roll

(c'mon)

everybody come see the greatest show

everybody come,everybody come,everybody



[Verse 3: violent j & shaggy 2 dope]

[violent j] next time it strikes on the chosen chord

spike clark puts it all through his ? board 

me and shaggy recite the forbidden pass

that tell you that they're comin for your bitch ass

[shaggy 2 dope] how can you tell if they're out to get ya

look in the mirror

see a clown that wit ya

first you see him next second he's gone

that can only mean that it won't be long

[violent j] we did it

i'm still keepin it real

put triple dog dates on ferris wheels

strap my coffin up to em and roll

you can tell i'm comin cuz i shake the floor!

[shaggy 2 dope] tell your bitch ass mama that she can suck my dick

you see it got so crazy up wit my shit

(bitch)

nothin could stop us

nothin on earth

now witness the greatest show on earth!



[Chorus x2]

(muthafucka!!!)



[violent j w/backround vocals:]

everybody come see the greatest show

gather up all juggalo's and roll

(c'mon)

everybody come see the greatest show

gather up all juggalo's and roll

(c'mon)

everybody come see the greatest show

gather up all juggalo's and roll

(c'mon)

everybody come see the greatest show

everybody come,everybody come,everybody



[Chorus until end]