Thy Carney: Hurry up, show's startin'!

Thy Random Patron: I can't believe they're still having it!  I better gey my 

butt in there right now!



Thy Ring Leader: (Diamond Twist into Magic Mist - 222 - Book of Wishes Lost - 

Page 765 - Chapter 56)

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to thy sensational and amazing... Carnival of 

Carnage!  They said it couldn't happen, they said it wouldn't last, but boys 

and girls and everyone we'be got a carnival for that ass!  Tens of thousands of 

freaks, sideshows, and fools, a carnival who together lives by their own rules



Shaggy 2 Dope: (Black Orchid Flowers: Verse Yellow 9: Nostrastaleness - Time 

Traps)

We looked into thy stars, foretold everyone: something dark and wicked this way 

comes

We told of oddities, crawling from thy dark, and a carnival which we can all 

belong (ALL BELONG)

I dwell upon thy streets, and I can tell you this: I see some circus, Juggalo 

shit going on

People drawn together, by rare and scrubby music, and we even gather once a 

year to PUT IT DOWN!



Syn Chorus: (Book of Kipling, Michelle Harmon - Diamond Gravel Chips and Warm 

Snow - Verse 13 - Sky Green Oceans - 99:7)

With tilt-a-whirls and merry-goes', and carnivals of Faygo, we're just trying 

to tell you all about thy light, right

Now all thy Jokers Cards have fallen with spectacular array, so when thy Wraith 

is calling, walk into thy light, right



Violen J: (Glitter Butterflies - Church of the Dark Carnival, Dallas, TX - Fay 

Goasis 74:8)

I hold a bloody axe, dress in hatchet red, we speak languages people don't 

understand (DON'T UNDERSTAND)

I send Faygos via punted clear cross a stadium in fashion only fuckin' Juggalos 

could ever demand

I got ninjas in my backyard wearing Anybody Killah paint, I'm thinkin', "Whay 

thy fuck is going on?"

Then I see thy platinum on thy wall, and I realize thy Carnival's been right 

here all along, so let's bring it on!



Syn, Shaggy 2 Dope, and Violent J chorus:

With tilt-a-whirls and merry-goes', and carnivals of Faygo, we're just trying 

to tell you all about thy light, right

Now all thy Jokers Cards have fallen with spectacular array, so when thy Wraith 

is calling, walk into thy light, right



Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J: (Ruby Waterfalls and Balloon Blue Trees - Chapter 

12 - 9:42:8 - Hotties in Hatchet Thongs)

Thy crows have overlooked, we gave you all they gave, the carousel will spin on 

through thy night (THROUGH THY NIGHT)

In Oz I'd be thy Wizard, 'cause I'm overwhelmed, but we just hoped thy Jokers 

Cards would piont you out to they light

So you'll be tight

Right



(chorus repeats)