[Shaggy 2 Dope]

Maggots can't fuck with the Shaggy

Cuz I got a crew, bitch

A crew like you aint never even known

Carnival freaks from the ghetto zone

All waiten for the day to put you in your place

I had the fat bearded lady sitten on your face

Bitch boy bitchy you might get hurt

Dead Carnival clown puttin in w-w-w-work

You think you the shit cuz you think you to the upper hand

But why don't you come and meet my boy, the strong man

And he'll grab you by the head and squeeze until it pops

And shake your motherfuckin neck until your head flops

Cuz I'm runnin with the beaoch your motherfucks

I'll make a voodoo doll of ya, and flick your nuts

See I was born because I kill like Carny Rukas

I came out the neden and started to choke ya motherfuckers

I leave the screw driver sticking half way out your dome

The worst part about is, I'm not alone



[Chorus: Violent J (repeat 2X)]



Jokers and freaks deep in the night

Thought I was a nerd but ya picked the wrong fight

J-J-J-Jimmy cracked corn but they don't care

They bust ya in the mutha fucken head with a chair



[Shaggy 2 Dope]

I'm a nerd, and all the bitches call me a nerdy geek

And they would love to stick their thumbtacks on my seat

And they would throw their split balls at the class freak

And everyone of them bitches died in there sleep

Cuz I fuck around with books and the severed barn

Crystal balls, black magic and jokers cards

And that night just when I'm feelin lonely

The clowns come to my bed and juggle for me

So don't fuck with the Shaggs cuz I cast spells

And don't come cryin to me when your tongue swells

I'm hangin with freak shows, like Crab Boy, Snake Boy,

Flipper and Scab Boy

And a man who can eat his own fuckin face

And then shit it out and screw it back into place

If you don't think so you can suck my bone

Cuz I tried tellin ya man, I'm not alone 



[Chorus 2x]



Well I like to hang with Tall Jess and Jump Steady

Nate The Mack , Violent J and Uncle Fredy

Chunky Mutha Fucky and Scott got my respect

But I really like to hang with old rubber neck

A freak show from the circus that you don't know

And I fucked the Lion Lady in the neden hole

And sometime she do an acrobatic flip on my nuts

And it feels so good

So tell your boys that they all a bunch of jump suckers

I walk around your neighborhood chokin motherfuckers

I used to be a fool but then the jokers got juice

Shit changed when I started hanging out with Zeus

And if you take me out you know I'm commin back again

With my homeboys Jack and the Cannon ManHe come flyin

out the barrel doin Mock 9

With his fist commin straight for your spine

Never fuck with the Shaggs cuz it's always ticken

I throw a curse and turn your ass into a chicken

So when you see me by my lonely in the ghetto zone

Mutha fucka better realize, I'm not alone



[Chorus 2x]



[old man]

Who's that (Jokers and freaks)

Who's there? 

No, stop it. 

Ahh, I can't stand it.

Ahh, go away. 

Leave me alone.

No, no, ahhhhh.



[Chorus 2x]