What is a juggalo? Let me think for a second
Well, oh, he gets butt naked
And then he walks through the streets, winking at freaks
With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks

What is a juggalo? He just don't care
He might try to put a weave in his nut hair
'Cause he could give a fuck less, what a bitch thinks
He tell her that her butt stinks and all that

What is a juggalo? He drinks like a fish
And then he starts huggin' people like a drunk bitch
Next thing, he's pickin' fights with his best friends
Then he starts with the huggin' again, fuck

What is a juggalo? A fucking lunatic
Somebody with a rope tied to his dick
Then he jumps out a ten-story window
Oh

What is a juggalo? A juggalo
Ask what it is, well, fuck, if I know
What is a juggalo? I don't know
But I'm down with the clown and I'm down for life, yo

What is a juggalo? A juggalo
Ask what it is, well, fuck, if I know
What is a juggalo? I don't know
But I'm down with the clown and I'm down for life, yo

Southwest?
(We juggalos)
Downriver?
(We juggalos)
Jefferson?
(We juggalos)
Fuckin' everybody
(We juggalos)

I'm the juggaluggalocoroni
Get the fuck up, get the fuck the out of here

What is a juggalo? A dead body
Well, he ain't really dead
But he ain't like anybody that you've ever met before
He'll eat Monopoly and shit out Connect Four

What is a jug? What the fuck? Connect?
Man that shit is whack
Don't worry about my shit
Just rap motherfucker

What is a juggalo? He ain't a bitchboy
He'll walk through the hills and beat down a rich boy
Walks right in the house when you're having supper
And dip his nuts in your soup, bloop

What is a juggalo? Well, he ain't a phoney
He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni
And watch you sit there and finish up the last bit
'Cause you're a stupid ass dumb fuckin' idiot

What is a juggalo? He's a graduate
He graduated from, well
At least, he got a job, he's not a dumb puts
He works for himself scratching his nuts

What is a juggalo? A hulkamaniac
He powerbombs motherfuckers into thumbtacks
People like him till they find out he's unstable
He Sabu-ed your momma through a coffee table

What is a juggalo? A juggalo
Ask what it is, well, fuck, if I know
What is a juggalo? I don't know
But I'm down with the clown and I'm down for life, yo

I'm the juggaluggalocoroni
Get the fuck up, get the fuck out of here
I'm the juggaluggalocoroni
I figured you wouldn't understand

What is a juggalo? A juggalo
Ask what it is, well, fuck, if I know
What is a juggalo? I don't know
But I'm down with the clown and I'm down for life, yo

What is a juggalo? A juggalo
Ask what it is, well, fuck, if I know
What is a juggalo? I don't know
But I'm down with the clown and I'm down for life, yo

Detroit?
(We juggalos)
Cleveland?
(We juggalos)
St. Louis?
(We juggalos)
Everybody?
(We juggalos)

Everybody?
(We juggalos)
Everybody?
(We juggalos)
Fuckin' everybody?
(We juggalos)
Everybody?
(We juggalos)

What is a juggalo?