"Serial slaughtering stranglers 

Jugging Juggling juggalos 

Folded, fat, floppy-tittied freaks 

I C fuckin P's in the haugh" 



[Violent J]

Abracadabra boom shacka dae

I'm Violent J, and I'm back like a vertebrae 

And I come with a hat full of tricks 

Trunk full of Faygo, car full of fat chicks 

Hahahahahahahaha, fuck you 

Wicked clowns, we'd like to say what up to 

The Cobra's, X-men, and Counts, and everybody with clown luv 

Even sets I've never heard of 

Roll into town, and out with the big top 

Four cards down, and two more still to drop 

And when it does, I pack up and hit the road 

Cuz I don't wanna see your head explode 

Toss me an axe, and I'll toss you a dead chicken 

Add a buck, you get a two-liter with em 

And when the genie says on with the show

It's hokus pokus jokers, Great Milenko.



[Chorus (1x)]

Once again, the psychotic carnival creatures in the haugh

Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

Southwest slithering snakes of darkness come

Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride



[Shaggy 2 Dope]

Shazam BAM, shocka locka lokey

Shaggy the clown back like scoliosis 

Call me a psycho-skitso freak 

And I'll call you by your name (dick-anus) 

Cuz I can give two shits and a fuck 

I bounce down Verner in a popcorn clown truck 

I'm a circus ninja southwest voodoo wizard. 

I grab your gizzard 

Jump on the carpet, let's take a spin 

Everybody's waitin for the show to begin 

Up to the top, by the neck, and let you go 

Try to land in a glass of Faygo 

Uh, you suck, you missed the fuckin glass 

Broken neck, and busted your fuckin ass 

But the genie says on with the show 

Hokus Pokus Jokers, Great Milenko. 



[Chorus (1x)]

What awaits you after death, rub the lamp and explore

Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

Enter Milenko's Fun House, walk right through the wretched hall

Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride



"Fuck em all, fuck em all

Clown dawg, freak dawg

Joker dawg, Milenko dawg"



Fidgets of joker's cards blasting in your mother's face

Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride



[Violent J]

Rude Boy and Chucky down wit the clown 

First time we ever went to Mexican Town 

I remember, we couldn't pay the bill, they got hot 

And beat us down in the fuckin parking lot 



[Shaggy 2 Dope]

Tall Jess, Jump Steady, and Nate the Mack 

Tagged ICP by the train tracks 

And it was on, the dawn of a new day 

Magical carpets screaming down the freeway 



[Violent J]

Walked in a gypsy's tent with a food stamp 

And walked out with a magical lamp, yeah 

I met Milenko, he gave me 3 wishes 

That night, I fucked 3 fat bitches 



[Shaggy 2 Dope]

Then get the fuck with it, forget it 

I'll rip your face off, and wipe my ass with it

When the genie says on with the show 

Hokus pokus, jokers, Great Milenko



[Chorus (x)]

Climb aboard our magic train and join us inside

Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

Fifty-two villians, hammered town, the show must go on

Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

Giant ladies, bearded ladies, midget ladies, ladies!

Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

Clouds of darkness and underneath them comes the clown

Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride



"Fuck dat!"