Bitches get sprung when I walk by

I dunno if its my ass, or maybe cuz I talk fly

But no lie, as soon as I speak to em

They all want me to screw em

I introduce myself, and panties start falling

No dinner-dates, fuck stalling

Your girl, his wife, it don't matter

They all want this dick-hole platter



It's dangerous for any chick on my arm

Other hoes wanna cause em bodily harm

Maybe cuz I wear my jeans so tight

But they all fight for the right to fuck me all night

These hoes wanna kiss any time any place

And have clown paint smudged all over their face

They steal my number, catch me on the internet

And tell me all how they nedens are dripping wet



Bitches hang around my home like stray cats

Trying to catch a motherfucker shirtless

Could be my profile, or my haircut (whut)

But I turn sweetie boos into sluts

(I take it in the burners?) what the lady at the store said

Chick up at Walgreen's offering head

I'm like "Whoa", and I'm getting free food up at Subway

Every bitch and her mama love J



I can't help but spring these hoes

And they all wanna fuck me

They come to me

And I'm quick to leave a bitch sprung

Boing, boing

And I'm quick to leave a bitch sprung

Boing, boing

I can't help but spring these hoes

And they all wanna fuck me

They come to me

And I'm quick to leave a bitch sprung

Boing, boing

And I'm quick to leave a bitch sprung

Boing, boing



Your old lady's got eyes for me

And I know when you're fucking her, she cries for me

Female judges sentence me to do time

I tell them all, make a singe-file (tit? dick?)-line

Ugly ducklings, and beautiful angels

They all dropping their thongs to they ankles

Maybe it's my cologne, RightGuard

I dunno, but for this dick, yo, they fighting hard



Hoes love throwing they panties at me

Poop-stains and all, my brain's in awe

Is it my swagger? Or is it my juice? Why?

They want a piece of this wang-nut pie

I could be itching my athlete's feet

And hoes be like "Awww, that's so sweet!"

And everything translates to sex

Bitches begging me to flex my pecks 



Slipping me their digits, turn around and goose me

Fighting off ten at a time, like fucking Jet Li

 Shit's ridiculous, I'm like "Slow down"

I got plenty of pipe to go around

Two are in the kitchen, three in the bathtub

I'm with somebody fat wife making mad love

Real women of the worldwide Juggalos

You can ask my bitch, yo mama knows!



I can't help but spring these hoes

And they all wanna fuck me

They come to me

And I'm quick to leave a bitch sprung

Boing, boing

And I'm quick to leave a bitch sprung

Boing, boing

I can't help but spring these hoes

And they all wanna fuck me

They come to me

And I'm quick to leave a bitch sprung

Boing, boing

And I'm quick to leave a bitch sprung

Boing, boing



[Loop of some slut]



I can't help but spring these hoes

And they all wanna fuck me

They come to me

And I'm quick to leave a bitch sprung

Boing, boing

And I'm quick to leave a bitch sprung

Boing, boing

I can't help but spring these hoes

And they all wanna fuck me

They come to me

And I'm quick to leave a bitch sprung

Boing, boing

And I'm quick to leave a bitch sprung

Boing, boing



[Shaggy shouting about bitches]