Ladies and gentlemen, you've all come a long way to be here tonight, and we say welcome.

Welcome to the Dark Carnival's very extraordinarily special presentation.

You have been personally selected to witness this once-in-a-lifetime, breathtaking, bomb-ass event.

Live, and in person! Right here! Right now!

Without further ado, please welcome the dynamic and explosive Dark Carnival superstar attraction himself!

This is BANG! POW! BOOM!



With a Bang!

(BANG!)

Say goodbye to everything!

Your complete annihilation is the reason he came!

And a Pow!

(POW!)

He's wiping everything out!

Turn your whole fucking world into a mushroom cloud!

And a Boom!

(BOOM!)

It's your inevitable doom!

Nobody escapes, and everybody's consumed!



Welcome to the Dark Carnival supershow

You're our specially invited guests, and I'll tell you what fo'

Cuz you're the evilest pedophiles, rapists and abusers

All together we've got fifty thousand of you losers

You're all about to witness an incredible sight

Nobody's ever lived to tell about it, and don't think you might

It's about to rain flames, frames and brains

To be blown into pieces is the reasons you came

Racists, bigots, wife-beaters, judges and cowards

All crowded together, expecting a show and some dollars

But instead the shit you're gonna see, you'll fear it in Hell

It's a constant explosion, see and feel it you shall!



With a Bang!

(BANG!)

Say goodbye to everything!

Your complete annihilation is the reason he came!

And a Pow!

(POW!)

He's wiping everything out!

Turn your whole fucking world into a mushroom cloud!

And a Boom!

(BOOM!)

It's your inevitable doom!

Nobody escapes, and everybody's consumed!



In the deserts of Nevada, where nothing else matter

It's the perfect place for you and your intestines to splatter

And while Bang! Pow! Boom! steady stomps you all out (Hehehehehe!)

You in the hail for the nuclear fallout

With the snakes and fakes, creepy sneaks

Hoods and crooks, horny freaks

Shady ladies, Evil Ernies

Richy Ricks and Charley Cheaps

Bang! Pow! Boom! They say the show is the bomb

I heard it's straight up explosive, some even call it napalm

Nobody battles back, this ain't no kind of war

It's a one-way execution, blow you straight to hell through the floor

What the fuck you think you here for? Sound the alarm!

Ladies and gentlemen, eat shit and die! Let's bring him on!



With a Bang!

(BANG!)

Say goodbye to everything!

Your complete annihilation is the reason he came!

And a Pow!

(POW!)

He's wiping everything out!

Turn your whole fucking world into a mushroom cloud!

And a Boom!

(BOOM!)

It's your inevitable doom!

Nobody escapes, and everybody's consumed!



The air is thick with sick from demented brains and thoughts

But here they are, all together, every one of them caught

This is a celebration, in that the Carnival's cheering

It's not too often Bang! Pow! Boom! makes and appearance

And the winds in the sky will carry away all the ash

But for now let us enjoy the big back-splash!



With a Bang!

(BANG!)

Say goodbye to everything!

Your complete annihilation is the reason he came!

And a Pow!

(POW!)

He's wiping everything out!

Turn your whole fucking world into a mushroom cloud!

And a Boom!

(BOOM!)

It's your inevitable doom!

Nobody escapes, and everybody's consumed!

With a Bang!

(BANG!)

Say goodbye to everything!

Your complete annihilation is the reason he came!

And a Pow!

(POW!)

He's wiping everything out!

Turn your whole fucking world into a mushroom cloud!

And a Boom!

(BOOM!)

It's your inevitable doom!

Nobody escapes, and everybody's consumed!



With a Bang!

(BANG!)

And a Pow!

(POW!)

And a Boom!

(BOOM!)

Nobody escapes, and everybody's consumed!

With a Bang!

(BANG!)

And a Pow!

(POW!)

And a Boom!

(BOOM!)

Nobody escapes, and everybody's consumed!

With a Bang!

(BANG!)

And a Pow!

(POW!)

And a Boom!

(BOOM!)

Nobody escapes, and everybody's consumed!

With a Bang!

(BANG!)

And a Pow!

(POW!)

And a Boom!

(BOOM!)

Nobody escapes, and everybody's consumed!



(BANG!)

(POW!)

(BOOM!)

Nobody escapes and everybody's consumed!

(BANG!)

(POW!)

(BOOM!)

Nobody escapes and everybody's consumed!

(BANG!)

(POW!)

(BOOM!)

Nobody escapes and everybody's consumed!

(BANG!)

(POW!)

(BOOM!)

Nobody escapes and everybody's consumed!