I had envisioned him to be an ill
 Mannered and psychologically
 Unstable man with an extremely
 Uneducated and barbaric
 Frame of mind  whose raps displayed
 Nothing but ridiculous jaargon
 Shocking sexual audacity and
 Repulsive images of the ghetto.
 However  after further analysis of
 His music I can deduce
 That he is the epitome of
 Antidisestblishmentarianism who
 Embodies the entire spectrum of the
 Urban experience and struggle.
 But to make things more plain and
 Simple to the lymn, I find Ice-T to be
 The dopest, flyist, O.G. pimp hustler
 Gangster plyer hardcore
 Motherfucker living today.

 To be honest I'm totally and
 Irrevocably on his dick