white guy: Hi how ya doin' ?
 nurse: Doctor's office  could you hold please? Yes sir can I help you?
 white guy: Yes I have a four o'clock appointment  I'm here to get my shot.
 nurse: Okay  come right with me.
 white guy: This isn't gonna take too long is it?
 nurse: Here we are  here have a seat right here.
 white guy: Oh great  thanks  thanks.
 nurse: The doctor will be right with you, and can I get you anything?
 white guy: Uhh maybe a glass of water would be great.
 nurse: Okay great.
 [door shuts]
 white guy: Damn, what is taking so long?
 [door creaks open, funky music in the backround]
 doctor Ice Cube: Yo wussup?
 white guy: Hi how ya doin' ?
 doctor Ice Cube: Alright, let's see what we got here uhh, Mr. White huh?
 white guy: Yes sir that's me.
 doctor Ice Cube: heh, I heard you don't like shots do ya?
 white guy: No I sure don't.
 doctor Ice Cube: Aww you're a big boy uhh this won't hurt a bit,
 jus' uhh turn your head...

 white guy: Let's get this over with.

 doctor Ice Cube: yeah uhh, rub a little alcohol on there, right here,
 for you, and uhh brace yourself!

 [click]
 [BANG