['Big Worm' talking]
 Yeah that's cool
 Er  everything closed so we just
 We might as well just go straight to the hotel
 And just get some rest
 Let me slide this dick up on in ya

 [Verse 1]
 [Ice Cube]
 If I was fucking you right about now
 You'd have a dick stuck in you (yeah)
 Have to go brag to your fucking crew
 On how this rap nigga dick you down
 Kendo passed them guts and didn't have to kick you down
 Who this bitch nigga wit' you now?
 Do we know about your X-files?
 And your sex styles?
 And all the niggaz that you think about fucking
 And all the shit you know you really wanna do when we buzz it (hahaha)
 [K-Mac]
 If I was fucking you, shit, it'd be like drama (yeah)
 And you might get tripped on by my baby mama (hey mac)
 So do what I tell you and everything'll be alright
 You're cute as fuck, plus that ass is tight (hype)
 Get the fuck on 'fore these niggaz start to fight
 I can see it in your eyes, you wanna fuck tonight
 Give Herden everything, she got a fool in love (fool)
 Gave it up to me and gangsta after the club
 [Mr Short Khop]
 If I was fucking you, I'd be pakin the piss
 The horny weight dick gettin' laid is for chips
 Bitch I'm tryina' make grits
 Him in with the trojan pack 'o six
 Hin the gin and juice the mix
 No time to pause, gots to drop draws
 Prep through a half spankin', breakin' down walls
 With tactics, nigga used two proper lactics (double-up)
 Hit the twat chopper style
 Bang it up back (echo)

 [Chorus]
 If I was fucking you (echo)
 (overlapping) ooh, oo, yeah, a, ahh, uhh, uh, come on

 [Verse 2]
 [Ice Cube]
 If I was fucking you, you'd be like fuck everybody
 Kill, this pussy yours


 Washin' dishes, rubbin' floors
 Doin' chores for a nigga
 Open doors for a nigga
 Ridin' shotgun, holdin' forty-fours for a nigga
 At the motelly, got you on your belly
 In come morcelli
 Niggaz calling K-Mac, bitches calling Kelly
 Do it like Arthur Fonzarelli, hit the lights
 So we can try to reform these potential dites
 [K-Mac]
 If I was fucking you, you'd be spendin' all your dough (yeah)
 Buying nigga shit, that you don't even know (mm)
 Credit card maxed out
 Bank account tapped out
 Writin' bad cheques (hahaha)
 When I call you break your neck
 You do whatever please me, runnin' burs while I take it easy
 Will as you do whatever, live your life just to please me
 These buster-ass niggaz make the shit so easy
 (He was fucking me?) for sheazly
 [Mr Short Khop]
 If I was fucking you, I'd let the homies fuck too
 Run up in the guts bust nuts and we're through
 Hey you feenin'
 cooch screamin', heatin' cleanin'
 Tag-teamin', suckin' semen (echo)
 Keep it low, put it in your grill cos you love me
 With video footage of you giving nigga scully (got you)
 Hold it till you've chocked off the bitched and got got
 And roll one to smoke, grab my shit and shake my spot

 (Chorus)

 (Intro)
 ['Big Worm' talking]
 Nineteen inches of complicated funk. hahahaha
 Ango urgin', probably be vomiting dick for a week though
 Suckin' on semen, hahahahahahah...

 Hmmm... be careful what you wish for, you just might get it