Well there once was a bird named Sammy

Who had a yellow head

You might say this bird is crazy

Why can't he fly straight ahead?

Well, he never seems to know

Exactly where he will go

Is he smashed or smoking hash?

I don't know, but he sure crashed

How can he be flying

When his right and left wings

Aren't compromising

Not deciding where to go

Is his head in the gutter?

Both wings are the same

A bunch of light weight feathers 

With a hollow bone as a frame

Well they're easily replaced

Sammy sheds but he hasn't changed

He's not making much progress

The snail's having more success

How can he be flying

When his right and left wings

Aren't compromising

Not deciding where to go

Why, does he, try to fly?

Why don't he just die?

How can he be flying

When his right and left wings

Aren't compromising

Not deciding where to go