I think I'm sharper than you

Oh no I'm not

No I'm not

I think I'm brighter than you

Oh no I'm not

I'm forty what?



I try my best, but it's never enough for you

I need a rest, 'cause my mind has turned to glue



A new all-powerful brain!

A new all powerful brain!

So you win again

So you win again



I'll drink you under the table

Well, if I could

You know I would

But you're too totally stable

So very good

It's understood

I'd like to beat you at chess, then take off your dress

It's so tight

I'll win the game by putting vodka in your lemonade

Ah, what



A new all powerful brain!

A new all powerful brain!

So you win again

So you win again



So you win again

So you win again