You may point with the crooked cane

You conspire on my broken brain

And playwright fate will have his way



We're all actors in this play

We're all passengers on his train

And playwright fate don't make me stay



And soon enough the brakes won't take the weight

That is depending, and it's the strain on my left arm takes

I'm just hoping for a happy ending



So long, sir

You're in a land where you don't belong

Just keep kissing through the kissing song

You're in a land where you don't belong [x2]



So, so long friends

So long family

The letters were sent

I'm gonna die here beautifully



Now the housecat's on his seventh life

He said his goodbyes to his beautiful wife

He said he's going to a land where mice grow on trees



He said he's going to a place where beasts like us roam free

He said come with me [x2]

We're  gonna die here gracefully



We're in a land where we don't belong

Just keep kissing through the kissing song

We're in a land where we don't belong



You see there's clearly something wrong

Just keep kissing through the kissing song

We're in a land where we don't belong [x2]



Get out of this place

Inhabitants of the children with the cheap cocaine

And the playwright fate will have his way



'Cause we are as brittle as biscuits

Sarcastic, the English are bright



We're in a land where we don't belong

Just keep kissing through the kissing song

We're in a land where we don't belong



You see there's clearly something wrong

Just keep kissing through the kissing song

We're in a land where we don't belong [x2]