Greetings.
I wrote you a letter.
And, well, since you asked nicely I guess I'll let you 
keep it.
It's chalk-full-to-the-brim with 100%, top-notch, Grade-
A, American handwriting... and it's got all the right 
criteria to make one of those good letters, I (and we) 
assure you of that.
But, sometimes you can only understand just what's being 
said, only (actually) when you hear it.. hear it out-
loud.
And with that (being said)
Dear you........