[Verse 1]

You got a little dick

And motherfucker, I don't think I can cope with it

That shit, goddam

I'm not the one that you can come on

I need a man with muscle that's big and strong

'Cause I like to fuck it once the dick's in sight

But the dick is so little, kind of gave me a fright

You a ran a game on what you can do

Well that's your shit, I'm embarrassed for you

See shit like that can get your ass smoked

'Cause you're crying and lying about the size of your dick

Size twelve, size nine, no under six

Come on with it, and try and tell the truth

There's a bitch that can help you, her name is Dr. Ruth

You need to seek counseling, and get some good advice

Any bitch will tell you, a big dick sure feel nice

I'll take it five one, or six foot six

But you gets none coming with your teeny weeny dick

Blind, crippled or crazy, I'll take them eight to eighty

Every day, a brand new pick

But you can't get nowhere, 'cause you got a Little Dick



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Little Dick, who do you think you are?

Little Dick, you're not going to get very far

Little Dick, I won't ride in your car

Little Dick, just who do you think you are?



[Verse 2]

You even went on Geraldo and Oprah Winfrey show

Lying about how you done fucked a hoe

Nigga please, I didn't give you any

The dick is too short and had the nerve to be skinny

I know it's wrong to put you on the spot

But your dick is the size of a microdot

And that's small, but that's not all

Your ass is lacking one of them balls

Now I know it's just a stereotype

Because you're a black man with a very small swipe

Bragging about all the ends you're getting with

You need to go out and buy a brand new dick

Don't feel bad, 'cause I know you're not alone

There's a lot of brothers perpetrating with a little boner

They got all their bitches hanging on their arms

Filling their ears with too much charm

But then they get them home and throw them in the bed

The bitch want to go, 'cause there ain't no dick head

Snorting base or smoking happy stick

A bitch don't want a brother with an itty bitty dick



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[Verse 3]

Fuck a little dick, coming straight from my heart

The shit is so little, does it really get hard?

Your dick to me is like a goddam joke

Leave it alone boy, it ain't no hope

It's like magic, you got a little dick

Not the Johnson, he's having big fun

Like Michael Jordan, he's got a big one

I'll play with your mind, boy, your dick is like a toy

Like a Weeble that wobbles, like a nipple on a bottle

Little like that, is how you stand

A much bigger dick is now in demand

Calling all dicks from across the world

Contact the hoe, call me Babygirl

Interviews begin at half past six

First requirement is a very big dick

Long to the bone, ready to ram

Slam, bam, thank you ma'am

Those are words that you can't get with

Face the fact: you've got a little dick



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