T's not that I think you're bad looking.
You don't like rock 'n roll.
It's not that I don't like your cooking.
You don't like rock 'n roll.
I think you got a nice body.
You don't like rock 'n roll.
All my friends think you're a hottie,
But you don't like rock 'n roll.

What the heck is wrong with you?
I think you sniffed too much glue.
You don't like rock 'n roll,
And I don't like you.

I kinda think you might be retarded.
You don't like rock 'n roll.
I don't wanna leave you broken-hearted,
But you don't like rock 'n roll.
The music you like can get my ears buzzin'.
You don't like rock 'n roll.
I think your parents must've been cousins.
You don't like rock 'n roll.

What the hell is wrong with you?
I think you sniffed too much glue.
You don't like rock 'n roll,
And I don't like you.

You like Morrissey, you like U2.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Are you deaf or just plain dumb?
You don't like Joey, you don't like fun.
You don't like the Ramones, so you gotta leave home.

It hurts me boy to say goodbye,
But you don't like rock 'n roll.
You know I hate to see you cry.
You don't like rock 'n roll.
The music you like totally spoils it.
You don't like rock 'n roll.
I want to shut your head into the toilet.
You don't like rock 'n roll.

What the hell is wrong with you?
I think you sniffed too much glue.
You don't like rock 'n roll,
And I don't like you.

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