Charlie was a good boy, 
He lived in a summer house
Never seen such things
Like zebras or giraffes

Emily was a good girl
She never skipped a class
She never heard of not married or a single life

Oh and Charlie, 
You know that we need to talk
Oh cause surely
You know that people are worrying about
YOU

And charlie was a good boy, 
He kept his dick in a jar
Never seen them beautiful films
Or seen paintings of modern art, no

Emily was a good girl, 
Only one drink at her local bar
Never experienced such things
As throwing up on a monday night

Oh and Charlie
You know we need a serious talk
Cause surely
We wanna know were you've been spending time

Oh yeah now
Oh Emily's left the nest
Oh yeah now
Oh Charlie has met a girl

Oh and Charlie
You know we need a serious talk
Cause surely
We wanna know were you've been spending time

Oh and now
Oh Emily's left the nest
Oh yeah now
Oh Charlie has gone away
With ten dollars in his pocket and nothing to loose
Ten dollars in his pocket and nothing to loose
He wants to try and try and try
To find himself
Just wanna fuck himself
And don't expect him back
Get own with your own life
And Charlie is still a good boy

Never go back (x8)