Motorcycle Mossies 

Wearing Nazi helmets 

Very often pass 

Goin nowhere fast

Elevator spits me out 

Lobby exit heading south 

Bratty fatty pigskinned punk 

With AK47 mouth 

Fly the angry skies 

Frequent liar miles 

Do it

Just pull the cord

Jump



Checking into Hotel Asylum 

Nursing a case of T.V.D. 

Checking into Hotel Asylum 

Where my best of friends - is just teleme 



You don't have to tell me

Eating up the tele 

See the household god 

Feed the sorry sod 

Even so this tiny mouse 

Drains me with its tiny shreek! 

Here i'm lying next to you 

Like a tired enemy 

Take a pill - take a pill 

Go ahead and take a pill 

Take a pill - take a pill 

Cross reactions may occur 

Mama's tears taste like novocaine 

Daddy's they taste like rain, pain



Checking into Hotel Asylum

Nursing a case of T.V.D. 

Checking into Hotel Asylum

Where my best of friends in just teleme 

I don't make any sense 

And neither do I



Somebody help me see the light 

Daylight has got me feeling dark 

I hear the sun is hanging with the moon 

(Smokin and drinkin) 

Call all troops, I need a dime

Kidneys for sale, it's party time again 

(We're getting festive) 

Elvis is crawling on my neck 

Trying to get in my voice's head

I've said it before 

I'll say it once again 

(I'm not going crazy)