I wear sophisticated clothes

I say sophisticated things

Everything about me says

I'm a sophistication king



But when I'm with you

Can't seem to find my cool

Yeah, when I'm with you

I just site there and drool



I got sophisticated hands

I got sophisticated feet

A sophisticated car

Parked on sophistication street



But when I'm with you

Can't seem to find my cool

Yeah, when I'm with you

I'm just a dribbling fool



When you look at me and you start to flirt

I have to wipe the dribble off the front of my shirt



When you ask me what's on my mind

All I can think to answer is... "fluh-uh"



I eat sophisticated food

I breathe sophisticated air

I run a sophisticated comb

Through my sophisticated hair



But when I'm with you

Can't seem to find my cool

Yeah, when I'm with you

I'm just a dribbling... fool