Chip the glasses and? crack the plates! 
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates- 
Cut the cloth and tread on the fat! 
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat! 
Pour the milk on the pantry floor! 
Splash the wine on every door! 
Dump the crocks in a boiling bawl; Pound them up with a 
thumping pole; 
And when you've finished, if any are whole, Send them 
down the hall to roll! 
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!