If I was a Jew then I'd light a menorah
 I got rhymes for ya  excuse me senora
 Are you a hore or are you a lady?
 Is it Erica Boyare or Marcia Brady?
 Let me know hon  the deed'll get done
 Just assume the position  I'll take my rod
 And then I'll go fishin'  I'll get your river flowin'
 When it comes to givin' pleasure  I'm every woman's treasure
 I came to work your body, so let me do my job
 I've never been laid off, my rhymin' skill paid off
 Cause now I'm makin' records, now I'm makin' tapes
 Steady bustin' suckers in bunches like grapes
 Makin' all the papes, scoopin' up the loot
 Puttin' suckers on the run, pull my gun and then I shoot
 I never been a front, I never a fraud
 I gotta natural skill, for that I thank the Lord
 Cause I feel blessed, I'm casually dressed
 I always got my gun, but I never wear a vest
 I'm quick on the draw like the horse named McGraw
 From the cartoon boom sha lock lock boom

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 (boom sha lock lock boom)
 All right now
 (Boom sha lock lock boom)
 A little louder
 (Boom sha lock lock boom)
 Everybody
 (Boom sha lock lock boom)
 All right now

 Breaker, breaker, here comes the caper
 Straight with the taper, the lyric skyscraper
 Hit ya like a lyrical murderer
 I know ya think I have, but yo
 I never heard of ya
 Just because you heard of me kid
 Fuck around until you do the lifetime bid
 I'll put you in the dirt, and leave your ass for dead
 When it comes to tools, T's the sharpest in the shed
 Cause I'm the 55 Cadilac king
 It ain't no thing, my cargo ring
 We'll bust you in the crib
 I got the skill, you gots to chill
 Cause I bring doom, I got the boom sha lock lock boom

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 I rock mad styles, I hop turnstiles
 I rock all mikes, I last all night
 I puff fat blunts, I rock fine scunts
 Step up bo, I'll kock out your gold fronts
 Everlast, that's my name
 My unique rhyme style's my claim to fame
 The House Of Pain's the name of my clip
 You can't be down, punk, get off my dick
 You make me sick, like stawberry Quik
 Your style is wack, you ain't the mac
 So yo step back, get off the crack
 And sing a new tune like boom sha lock lock boom

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