Everybody check it out now
 Yo  I got the corn beef
 I got the moz
 I got the shotty
 Ay yo  I got the buck shot
 Ay yo  I got the burgers
 I got the grill
 If you're steppin' up next
 Ya better flex that skill
 The House Of Pain is in full effect
 Everybody in the place give full respect
 If your girl's in the house keep the ho in check
 And if I'm bustin' off caps  you better hit the deck
 Steppin' on stage with the fly routines
 I'm hemmin' up suckers like bell bottom jeans
 I always switch trains in Jamaica, Queens
 When I go to by the street to see my Aunt Ilene
 Danny Boy's comin' with the Irish style
 The money back guarantee, I make it worth your while
 I'm layin' out fools like kitchen tile
 You come around with a frown, and ya leave in a pile
 Step back man, I ain't a black man
 But everytime I grab the mike I rock a phat jam
 Without the Slimfast, and if I skim past
 You know I step up and get a ho with gym blast
 I give her what she wants, even if she fronts
 The Hill is down with the House, they got the philly blunts
 Ya know we roll 'em up, and then we light 'em up
 And then we puff them up and pass them
 So Danny Boy blasts 'em
 I got the shel to a teedus, with the fat strings
 The Celtic crosses, and the codor rings
 The straight edges razor and the marther pump
 You heard me shit clickin', now it's time to jump
 Jump around just like a frog on a log
 Fuck the Dukes because I like Boss Hogg
 I'm hittin' home runs like my man Wade Boggs
 And if you try to act stupid, I'm droppin' the dogs
 Everytime I go to town
 People start kickin' my dog around
 It makes no difference if my dog's a hound (hound)
 You better stop kickin' my dog around

 Chorus
 Put on your shit kickers and kick some shit (4x)

 Now I've droppin' records since the age of seventeen
 First I came solo, but I now I got a team
 It's the four man crew, with the Irish stew
 You catch us puffin' on a blunt, and sippin' a brew
 What's up with that brew, man, hurry up and finish
 Now grab the bar maid and order me another Guiness
 You can drink the Guiness while I'm sippin' on the mickeys
 When it comes to hookers, yo, the Everlast is picky
 Always got my hat in case I come across a quicky
 And when I do my shows I get the hoes all hot and sticky
 The House Of Pain is in full effect, yea
 I say the House Of Pain is in full effect
 You know the House Of Pain is in full effect, yea
 And anyone who steps up is gettin' wrecked

 Chorus 2X

 Check it out now! Owww!
 I said the House Of Pain!
 We out