"Hey, what seems to be the mother fucking problem here?"

"well let me tell you officer, if I may interfere."

"okay."

"see I sailed in through the outdoor and then my coat of arms..."

"Coat of arms?!""

"...yeah, they got chopped off on the roller coaster."

"what measures it'll take! (Oh I know!) "What lengths they will go! (oh I'll tell ya!)

"oh yes sir, you can't imagine, you don't even know."

"really?"

"yea, there was this cute rat-thing, an inbred daughter who lost an eye. She clawed it out in her plastic cage and was like totally loose as a bruce for the skull fucking."

"Oh yeah?"