[Funnyman as Santa Claus] 

[Tha Producer and Charlie Scene] 

[Chorus:] 

It's Christmas in Hollywood 

Santa's back up in the hood 

So meet me under the mistletoe lets fuck 

It's Chanukah in Inglewood 

the dradles spinning in the hood 

so meet me by the manura lets get drunk 

[Charlie Scene and J-dog] 

J J J Just a little story about last Christmas 

About some bad kids who were full of wishes 

We gave some gifts and then we gave some lovin 

The weird kind of love that you give to your cousin 

Little Timmy stole from 7-11 

So we stopped by his house with a pair of sevens 

We drank in his room with some dude named Kevin 

But there was still some bad kids who deserved some presents 

Zack got caught with a bottle of jack 

So we slipped down his chimney with an 18 pack 

He didn't leave cookies but we needed a snack 

So we took the beer back and I FUCKED HIM IN THE ASS!!! 

It's Charlie Scene got egg nog in my flask 

The holidays are back and all my presents are wrapped 

Like oh my god is that saint nick 

Kids give me your list like its the 25th 

Been accused of being a bad kid 

But I get presents as is 

Cause MRS. Clause just myspace'd me 

I blew off a date on Christmas eve. 

So I don't give a fuck if your naughty or nice 

You might still get a Rolly (rolex) and a gang on ice 

So write your list and never have no fear 

Have a Hollywood Christmas and an Undead new year!!!! 

FUCK YEAH!!! 

[The Server and Da Kurlzz] 

bout to serve it up for for all you boys and girls. 

good kids, bad and even Da Kurlzz. 

we were chillin at home and deckin the halls. 

so I checked my phone and Santa had called. 

he said he'd swing by at a quarter to twelve. 

he said that his jolly ass needed some help. 

he said Christmas aint a gang but a way of life. 

"if you guide my sleigh, I'll let you fuck my wife." 

so we jumped in his sleigh and it started to jingle, 

funnier than fuck you can ask Chris Kringle. 

so we all took flight but something was fishy. 

he asked for road head and started to kiss me. 

underneath his suit was just a bunch of pillows. 

instead of bags of presents, he had bags of dildo's. 

I pulled down his beard and it was a monster. 

it wasn't saint nick it was a fuckin imposter. 

when we found out he started to pout. 

I took my bandana and I choked him out. 

I pulled off his beard and I fucked his mouth. 

hi-jacked his sleigh and headed down south. 

I had a lot of wild nights but tonight was the craziest, 

met a lot of Jeff's but this one was shadiest. 

when it comes to cheer that motherfuckers a grinch. 

so if you don't like Christmas FUCK YOU BITCH!!!