Di Di Di Di-Di Di Di

 I'm Smoking On The Toilet Cause I Like This Cozy Place
 Sometimes I Like My Ugly Six A.M. In The Morning Face
 Yes I Like Hitchhiking If Time Is All I Got
 Sometimes I'm Unfair But Mostly I Am Not

 (I'm Unfair) I Don't Care, I Don't Care If You're Madonna Or Cher (Di Di Di Di-Di Di Di)
 (I'm Unfair) I Don't Care, I Don't Care If You're Madonna Or Cher (Di Di Di Di-Di Di Di)

 Sometimes I Burn Like Fire And I Feel Like Johnny Cash
 Sometimes I Get A Hi-Fi Super Color Tv Flash
 Sometimes I Like Entertaining Hello Boys And Girls
 Sometimes I Feel Like The Biggest Asshole In The Wide, Wide World
 Sometimes I Do, Sometimes I Don't, Sometimes I Don't Care

 (I Don't Care) I Don't Care, I Don't Care If You're Madonna Or Cher (Di Di Di Di- Di Di Di)
 (I Don't Care) I Don't Care, I Don't Care If You're Madonna Or Cher ( Di Di Di Di- Di Di Di)

 Sometimes I Do, Sometimes I Don't
 Sometimes I Will, Sometimes I Won't
 Sometimes I Don't Care

 (I Don't Care- Di Di Di Di-Di Di Di-Di Di Di Di-Di Di Di)
 (I Don't Care- Di Di Di Di-Di Di Di-Di Di Di Di-Di Di Di)
 (I Don't Care) I Don't Care, I Don't Care If You're Madonna Or Cher (Di Di Di Di-Di Di Di)
 (I Don't Care) I Don't Care, I Don't Care If You're Madonna Or Cher (Di Di Di Di-Di Di Di)

 (I Don't Care, I Don't Care, I Don't Care) No I Don't Care
 (I Don't Care, I Don't Care, I Don't Care) No I Don't Really Care
 (I Don't Care, I Don't Care, I Don't Care) Cause I Am Unfair
 (I Don't Care, I Don't Care, I Don't Care)
 No I Don't Care, I Don't Care If You're Madonna Or Cher, If You're Madonna Or Cher