This is for the hopeless, the homeless, the brokest, the dopest

The smokers, the jokers on opiates and coke it's

Your choice, I won't judge you tonight

Cause I'm paraletic, I ain't looking to lose a fight so

Put your hands up if you're not to drunk to stand up

If you bombing up the toilets put your man up

And put your can up, spray it in the air mate

Check out my man, (fuck) it's all going pear shaped

They call me Suff, when I'm drunk they call me "(fuck) off"

Head under the bar trying to drink the run off

I'm a one of a kind, I'll rhyme till I'm cut off

Or just to (fucking) blind to get one off

Don't call me son of a (bitch), I'm the son of an angel

When the sun of the morning hits, it's so painful

These all nighters are killing me

But it's alright, are you feeling me?





And it's all love, and it's alright

Till we're all drunk, then it's all fights

Then it's all over, go home, go sleep

Wake up, get sober, what a great night

And it's all love, and it's alright

Till we're all drunk, then it's all fights

Then it's all over, go home, go sleep

Wake up, get sober, what a great night





This is for the reckless, the restless, deafest and freshest

The jester's and senseless on heroin or meth it's

Your call, we ain't judging you now

Cause on or off tap, we ain't (fucking) around so

Feel a girl up if your not too drunk to get it up

And if she's throwing up, make sure her hair is up

But beware that your not riding Caboose pal

Check out these chicks, *(fuck) they all getting loose now*

They call me Presh, when I'm drunk they call me scumbag

Hands up in your till, snatch a bill then run back

I'll take them one at a time once they find out I done that

These bars ain't never gonna let me come back

Don't call me son of a (bitch), I'm the son of a muso

And the sum of my problems is substance abuse so

These longs nights are the death of me

But it's alright, it's my legacy







Gin and tonic, you rock the house

And a tequila shots, you rock the house

And a Chivas Regal, you rock the house

And a Jager bombs, you rock the house