Well, I c'mon down to the Roadkill Cafe 
You never can tell what's from the highway today 
There's always good food on the old buffet 
They got armadillo pie and squirrel souffle 

Chorus 
Down at the Roadkill Cafe 
You always get a good meal 
At the roadkill cafe 
You always get a good deal 
At the roadkill cafe 
It don't take much of your pay 
You kill it-we'll grill it-you can eat it today 

If ya hit a deer, run over a skunk 
don't despair, just put 'em in the trunk 
Bring 'em on down to the Roadkill Cafe 
One man's mistake is another's gourmet 

Don't worry your head if it's not Grade A beef 
This stuff's got protein and cholesterol relief 
It's almost fat free and don't cost a thing 
Sometimes it's better than Burger King