Good evening everybody, welcome to the show

If you're not here to rock I think you'll have to go

We don't want to dally, we won't make you wait

But before the rockin' starts let's get somethin' straight

You can do the polka, you can mosh and slam

You can start a new dance, we don't give a damn

But there's just one thing that we're gonna ask of you

just one thing that you better not do



Please don't do that hippy dance when we're about to rock

You'll freak out all the cats, you'll send 'em into shock

You'll upset the band while they're tryin' to sing

And freak out all those kittens while they're tryin' to swing



If you haven't noticed, this ain't the Grateful Dead

Our hair is nice and short, no acid's in our head

And if you're gonna ask us, if we can play some Phish

You'll have to go to somewhere else to hear that gibberish



Please don't do that hippy dance when we're about to rock

You'll freak out all the cats, you'll send 'em into shock

You'll upset the band while they're tryin' to sing

And freak out all those kittens while they're tryin' to swing



Please don't do that hippy dance when we're about to rock

You'll freak out all the cats, you'll send 'em into shock

You'll upset the band while they're tryin' to sing

And freak out all those kittens while they're tryin' to swing