I got a crazy little baby but she's not too crazy 'bout 
me 
She got a nasty way of talkin' to me that you wouldn't 
believe 
She tells me that I'm always gonna be her man 
But she chased me downtown with a fryin' pan 
Crazy little baby but she's not too crazy 'bout me 

If I pick her up at eight for a date on a saturday night 
Twenty minutes later well you know we're gettin' into a 
fight 
She tells me that she's tired could I please take her 
home 
But when the clock strikes twelve she's ready to roam 
A crazy little baby but she's not too crazy 'bout me. 

I took her downtown bought a diamond ring 
She threw it down the sink said "the hell with that 
thing" 
I took her out to dinner in a ritzy little place 
She threw a glass of whiskey right in my face