Yesterday I went to the 'vu
With my man def jeff
He likes to rock those hawaiian shirts
He does a mean humpty dance
When he's not pulling down your pants
Or shaking up his ass

Like a monkey in the zoo
He'll dance all over you
Like a monkey in the zoo
He'll dance all over you
Like a monkey in the zoo
He'll dance all over you
Like a monkey in the zoo
He'll dance all over...

[Solo]

One time when his girlfriend cheated
And he found her panties on the bed
With cum that wasn't his

He lot his mind

And pissed all over her toothbrush
Wiped his dick in the salad bowl
He pissed all over her toothbrush
Just like an animal

M o n k e y
Get in the goddamn van
M o n k e y
We're going back to disneyland
We're going back to disneyland
We're going back to disneyland!

He pissed all over her toothbrush
He pissed all over her toothbrush
And the salad bowl
He pissed all over her toothbrush
He pissed all over her toothbrush
Just like an animal