With Lisa B.


If some of my friends could be monkeys

They would have four hands and understand me


David:

I wish my girlfriend was a monkey

With her four hands she would grab me at night 

I would have her on a leash climbing up the trees

And she could steal a lot of things for me

I showed her to some kids at night

They would pet her head to make her feel fine


Jack:

My best friend used to be a monkey

And now he's a Neanderthal

He makes 4.50 and hour at the local mall

And I feel bad for him

Because we used to be best friends

And now he's gotta wear that stupid hat 

and it fucks with his pride


Lisa:

Monkey-brain soup

At a monkey-brain party

Monkey-man suit

At a monkey-man party

They are just like us but a little bit feeble

They are just like us but a little bit fecal

Monkeys are cool and sweet

And they make a good pet-name for someone you love