Well they often call me speedo
But my real name is mister Earl
They often call me speedo
But my real name is mister Earl
I guess they call me speedo
'Cause I'm chasin' after little girls

Well some call me Mo
And some Joe
Best man is speedo
He will never take it slow

I said they often call me speedo
But my real name is mister Earl
I Guess they call me speedo
‘Cause I don’t believe in waistin’ time