Chorus:
He's coming for ya
He's gonna get ya
Attack of the wiener man
He's coming for ya
He's gonna get ya
Attack of the weiner man

Verse 1:
Late at night, when the bar's are closing
The alcohol takes it's toll and
The drinkers need their favorite vendor
(A tasty treat of Sausage Splendor®)
Little man behind the cart
The police can't catch him, 'cause he's way too smart
The smell of mustard and a big umbrella
(Hot Dog Man's got the perfect cover)

Chorus:

Verse 2:
He waits all patient out in the street
All the honeys want to sample the meat
He can't help but relish the fact
(The Foot Long® Keeps you coming back)
Once you're feeling safe and cool
That's when the wiener man makes his move
Mm-m-Mm-M-M-M-M-M
(You can't scream when your mouth is full)

Chorus:
(Rah's solo)
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