Landlord pounding on my door my God I hate scenes
It's a bad way to start my day
But it's too late to start it over

Buying gas with quarters 'cause I'm low on cash
My roommate broke in to my personal stash
I just tore my dress my dress my room's a mess
And my computer just crashed

Zippity doo-dah day
Zippity doo-dah hey!
I feel better now

Months and months without getting laid
The guy that I wanted turned out to be gay
But his lover's cool and we're all friends
And I'm right back at square one again

Zippity doo-dah day
Zippity doo-dah hey!
I feel better now
(repeat and fade