In times of untold treachery

You are a constant reverie

We had a romance plenary

A bittersweet memory



But now it seems our love hath waned

You are no longer entertained



But I gotta gotta...

Squeeze you, please you

Wine you, goat cheese you



And I gotta gotta...

Tease you, appease you

Seize you, grease you



In days of old we lit the flame

I couldn't even remember your name

Only that you were quite a dame

And we did play our sexy games



But now it seems our love hath waned

You are no longer entertained



But I gotta gotta...

Squeeze you, please you

Wine you, goat cheese you



And I gotta gotta...

Tease you, appease you

Seize you, grease you



Under a moonlit sky we kissed

And put an ad up on Craigslist

In an effort to enlist

Someone to roleplay proctologist



(Solo)



It seems your feminine wiles are restrained

But my erection is maintained



And I gotta gotta...

Squeeze you, please you

Wine you, goat cheese you



And I gotta gotta...

Tease you, appease you

Seize you, grease you