Some of these girls are a little bit faster 

and that's alright 

some of these girls are a little bit calmer 

and that's just fine 

some of these girls are a little bit different 

some of them ain't the same 

some of these girls are doin' their own thing 

now it's time to play our game 



so rock out with your rock hard rod tonight 

rod's out and it's feelin' right 

rock out with your rock hard rod tonight 

rod's out and it's lookin' tight 



that's what saturday night is for 

for bringing the heat 

if there's one thing you best believe 

I come packing a treat 



so rock out with your rock hard rod tonight 

rod's out and it's feelin' right 

rock out with your rock hard rod tonight 

rod's out and it's lookin' tight 

it's tight... 



you, you are for whom the angels sing 

you, you are the wind beneath my wings 

for you are the glory and the light 

for you are the reason my pants are so tight 



solo... 



rock out with your rock hard rod tonight 

rock out and the pants are tight 

rod's out and it's out of sight 

pants tight, but it feels alright 

rod's out tonight...