One day upon my travels

I saw a shining mare

Perched atop was a sweet rocker

With long luxurious hair

The man pointed his finger

Straight up at the sky

He said “bring down the heavens with rock

Do not ask why”



For the first time in ages I felt alive

The time for Rock had arrived



Rock f**king hard, tell your tale with ultimate soul

Rock like a bard, like with the flute and the lute in the times of old

Rock if you like, and even if you don't, choose to now

Pick up the mic and find a way to rock somehow



You know it's never been easy

And it never will

To rock hard is a long, tough battle

And it's all uphill

And as the man rode away

I felt his leather jacket activate

My will and my hands

To start a kick ass band



The world is a shithole, of this I am certain

People been hurt now, and people are hurtin'

Was this a mistake? Was this even worth it?

But I knew the answer the moment they opened the curtain



Rock f**king hard, tell your tale with ultimate soul

Rock like a bard, like with the flute and the lute in the times of old

Rock if you like, and even if you don't, choose to now

Pick up the mic and find a way to rock somehow



You did not choose this life

You did not choose your name

And for the rest of it

You might say the same

But here you find yourself

Yes here you stand

And now cometh thy time

To rock as hard as you f**king can...



Rock f**king hard, tell your tale with ultimate soul

Rock like a bard, like with the harp and the fiddle in the times of old

Rock if you like, and even if you don't, choose to now

Pick up the mic and find a way to rock somehow



Rock like a bard, tell your tale with ultimate soul

Rock f**king hard, like with the fiddle and the flute in the times of old

Rock if you like, the time is now and the place is here

Pick up the mic, spittin' sweet tunes with nothing to fear