Why is this useless stick in the drawer? 

I will not stand for this anymore 

Did it work when you put it back? 

Did you leave it here just to get a laugh? 



Why would they sell this thing to you 

With such a little tiny bit of ink in the tube? 

Someone needs to take the time 

To make these things right 



Pen Man, can't you make these things right? 

Fill them up high 

Pen Man, oh I beg you rethink 

The correct amount of ink 



I'm only halfway down the page 

When I'm left stranded in a rage 

The bag contained ten or twenty 

They could have filled just one for the money 



Pen Man, can't you make these things right? 

Fill them to a reasonable height 

Pen Man, oh I beg you rethink 

The right amount of ink 



Oh Yeah! 

Please don't get me started on printer cartridges 

If I ever meet that mother*** he gonna need stitches 

In a world where the greed has become so drastic 

It seems we're in a race to waste all the plastic 



Pen Man, can't you make these things right? 

Fill them to a reasonable height 

Pen Man, oh I beg you rethink 

The right amount of ink