Holy shit, never seen anything like this before

And it looks like they come from the North

Holy f**k, be they demons?

Crashing upon our shores



Dang, what do we do?

Looks like they're gonna run us through...



Ancient Vikings, badass brawlers

Fighting big league for entrance to Valhalla

Kickin' ass and so the story goes

Disposing of adversarial foes



Hell from the North has now come forth...



Odin thoust beard so long

Odin thoust sorcery strong

Honor thy decree

Friend to the Valkyrie



Takin' zero shit from times of old

Wisdom sharp and hammer bold

With valor we shall fight and die

On we march through the winter sky



Hell from the North has now come forth...



Odin thoust beard so long

Odin thoust sorcery strong

Honor thy decree

Friend to the Valkyrie



Oh shit... No time to prepare

f**k... Looks like they're here



Hordes of ships as thick as flies

Descend upon your shores, they yell "surprise!"

Grabbing up all your jewels and pearls

Swiping all of your hottest girls



Odin thoust hammer strong

Odin thoust cock so long

Honor thy decree

Friend to the Valkyrie