Congratulations, for you have found 

A very, very, very, very epic song 

And it is my hope, by the end, you'll sing along 

Let us go... 



Dinosaurs and spaceships, and cool movie scenes 

Breaking all the rules, having cool f**king dreams 

Getting wasted with your buddies and running from the cops 

Dine and dash at the diner, stealin' merchandise from the shops 

Smoking heroine in the ally, well maybe don't do that 

Having sex with a hot 17 year old, you'd better wear a hat 

Dropping acid on a car trip down to New Orleans 

Doin' what you want within reason, that's what epic means 



Don't you worry, there will be little doubt 

If it's epic 

Won't take long, won't take long now to find out 

If it's epic 



Sitting like a Buddha on a spinning ball of dirt 

Beating off to internet porno til your wrist begins to hurt 

Watching a beautiful sunset on a sandy west coast beach 

Saying crazy bullshit at your best friend's wedding speach 

Walking into a casino, putting all your chips on black 

Convincing human resources that you never smoked no crack 

Winning hot dog eating contests by having intestines removed 

Telling awesome, epic stories, even if that shit's not true 



Don't you worry, there will be little doubt 

If it's epic 

Won't be long, won't be long now to find out 

If it's epic 

Don't you worry, there will be little doubt 

If it's epic 

Won't be long, won't be long now to find out 

Prepare for the epic... 



You should try everything once 

Well maybe not everything... 



If it makes you want to stand up and shout 

Then it's epic 

If it doesn't make you want to pout 

It might be epic 

Don't you worry, there will be little doubt 

When it's epic 

Won't be long, won't be long now to find out 

If it's epic